OK, OK, I admit that was not me either. It's just a really awesome of two of my favorite things put together. This is me a couple of years ago:

My apologies to all the other people I posted on my web page, if you find yourself here and would like to have your image removed, well I'm not comfortable giving you my personal info so I guess you are SOL. You should have thought of that before you posted a picture of yourself on the web. Wait...